McMullin, Luke

Hey hey hey everyone! Coming live from the fringe zone of southern hospitality, it's Elder McMullin! As always, feel free to send me any ban notices or free skincare products, and I would love to deal with them. Anyways, without further ado, here we go! This week has been pretty bad. There are a multitude of stories to tell, best broken up by the mildly offensive nicknames I have graciously given our newfound enemies. First up is.... Cracker Barrel: me and my comp were prossing a sketchy Lil strip mall called JANAF when a guy comes out of the vape shop we just passed. He takes one look at us and yells "Hey crackers!" Confused, we turn back around to see this guy. He then called us "saltine class" and walks away. The best part is he had the skin disease Michael Jackson had, so he was halfway white already. Bootycheeks basher: I was at a local grocery store (Harris teeter), when I met this really cool lady named Anna. I was halfway through finding her when some tw...

Hello hello again everyone! Coming live from the brackish meet-up of the James and Elizabeth river, it's Elder  McMullin ! As always, feel free to send me any pipe bombs or love letters in the mail, and I will get to them eventually! So, without further ado, here we go! This week has been legendary in terms of work. We have had a bunch of lessons (some with members participating) that have all gone really well. My favorite was finally teaching the Plan of Salvation! Thank you previous Elder  McMullin  for the great visual, and it was a real hit with the respective 9 and 11 year olds. In addition, something we do down here on Saturday nights are "church calls", where we blast through our area book and call anyone interested to get them to church. I was in charge of them this week, and boy oh boy was that fun. I got one guy before he got in the shower, another lady about to "whoop her child" and a classic "don't call me ever again". But, I did find 2...

Well hello again everyone! Coming live from the sad fringes of whatever hurricane just happened, it's Elder  McMullin ! As always, feel free to send me any memes or spite-filled complaints, and I will get back to you when I'm back on church Wifi. So, without further ado, here we go! As mentioned above, it's hurricane season on the eastern seaboard! While others got thwacked by gale force winds and untold horror, we got... rain. Not even a lot of rain, like it stormed for 20 minutes and that was it. And yet, we still got 2 flood warnings, 1 flood alert, and a tornado warning for some reason. It's probably for the best though, as southerners don't like to talk in weather that is too wet, humid, hot, cold, or formed by nature.  As far as the work goes, we unfortunately had to drop a couple of people on date this week, as they are but mere ghosts in our area book who refuse to show up for anything. But, harnessing the power of the Book of Mormon and questionable area bo...

Hello again everyone! Coming live from the derelict home of NATO, it's Elder  McMullin ! As always, feel free to send me any insults, compliments, or general apathy, and I will get back to you as soon as I feel like it. So, without further ado, here we go! The last week has certainly been adventurous, with actual success happening in our area! We managed to have a few good lessons, including putting someone on date, which makes the KIs happy (and I guess gives someone eternal salvation, but you know.... numbers). Some lessons were a bit less good though, as we had a long winded discussion with a dude about how Kamala Harris is our lord and savior. But, all in all we got a whopping 3 PEOPLE TO CHURCH! For those paying attention, that is more than all of last transfer combined. Oof. Nevertheless, I got to spend sacrament with someone I will call Frizzle and her 2 year old hyperactive son, meaning the most chaotic sacrament meeting of my life. She said it was good though, and she woul...