The Tomfoolery Continues, Yet So Do I

Howdy again everyone! Coming live from my soon-to-be-six-month home, it's Elder McMullin! As always, if you would like to send me any North Carolina merch or a calendar, please send it my way and I will happily accept! But, without further ado, here we go! First up on the docket, it's transfer week! You may have guessed it from my cryptically worded intro and header, but I will be spending another 6 weeks in the land down under (Virginia)! I halfway expected it, but the prospect of walking these same stupid streets another month and a half has me a little wary. But! Our friends are processing and new ones keep popping up left, right, and center, so maybe it won't be as bad as I think. The real fun begins when you zoom out of E city into the Zone. We got Texas Chainsaw Massacred as a whole, as two companionships got whitewashed and a District disassembled. You see, our ZLs were in Portsmouth (a notorious hood where all 3 elect people were eit...