McMullin, Luke

     Hello again everyone! Coming live from the State where Pocohantas met not one, but TWO John's from England, it's Elder  McMullin ! As always, feel free to send me any rolls of tape or a salt packet, and I will happily accept. But, without further ado, here we go!     This week was certainly something. We found a single referral on Monday who was unable to come to church this week, but hopes and prayers for Juanita that she can make next one. She does live in Deep Gooch, which is problematic, but hey- we've done more with less. Other than that, it was pretty much donuts cross the board until Sunday, when God once again decided we needed to catch a break, and our (now) good friend John has entered the chat. I thought he blocked us after we talked to him for a little bit, but then had the distinct impression to call him again. He miraculously picked up and said he'd be at church on Sunday, which is what about 90% of the Gayton population says under pressu...

Hello again everyone! Coming live from the home of the little Southern Rebellion we call the CSA, it's Elder  McMullin ! As always, feel free to send me any swords or rolled-up one dollar bills, and I will happily accept! But, without further ado, here we go!    This week was almost an absolute disaster, as no one was saying yes to any of our invites. It sucked for the duration of our parking lot time, and sucked even more when we came to Saturday and had no numbas, which was not a good look for us. But, bless the heavens above when our friend JT came go sacrament! It had been a long while since we talked to him, but he remembered the address and came! Plus, he really enjoyed the talks and said he'd bring his family next time, AND left before some shenanigans went down in Elder's Quorum involving a screaming member and our bishop almost getting bonked by and Ipad that belonged to the guy teaching the lesson. Needless to say, the Holy Ghost was pulling more than His weight...

Hello again everyone! Coming live from the home of the one and only Pump Road that turns into John Rolfe Road and then back into Pump Road for no apparent reason, it's Elder  McMullin ! If you would like to send me a new brake disc or some motor oil, I will be happy to accept. But, without further ado, her we go!    This week was pretty ok for work. We only found one new person, but it was a great porch lesson that we all really enjoyed. She may have been slightly drunk during the entirety of our chat, but hey. We covered some large chunks of church history and explained some controversial points with hardly an eyebrow raise, and if her glass of chardonnay was the reason for her calm and reasoned acceptance, than so be it. Besides that, we had two of our friends come to church, and it was one per service so BOTH wards realize that we're chugging away! This, combined with the unholy amount of member meals we're trying to set up, has driven the Elders popularity through the...

Howdy again everyone! Coming live from the home of the 400th anniversary of Henrico County, it’s Elder  McMullin ! As always, feel free to send me any Nikon products or a new bedsheet set, and I will happily accept. But, without further ado, here we go!     This week was better than most for work, but still kind of mid. We did get someone to church though, so that was pretty great! His name is James, and he seems super open to the gospel. He seems kind of quiet, but he didn’t hurt us or cuss us off of his porch so that was a plus. Beyond that, we continue the “hunt the poor” technique with wild success, including the single best day at Dollar Tree I have ever seen, where we got two phone numbers in about 10 minutes! Even more impressive is that this dollar tree is right next to a traditional Episcopalian church and across the street from Heights, our local megachurch that really puts some hard emphasis on “mega”. They have a grocery store, daycare, a cafe (I think) and a ...

Hello hello again everyone! Coming live from the data septic tank I have the glorious job of managing, it’s Elder  McMullin ! As always, feel free to send me any hot dogs or eye drops, and I will happily accept them. But, without further ado, here we go!    This week was pretty meh for work, in all honesty. You see, once again we get to be the happily little dumpster fire of an area and our job. Several more problems cropped up of a diverse and almost humorous nature, from more broken sims to various problems with our mulitude of slideshows. Oh, and our AI is going absolutely rogue and we aren’t really sure why. I am halfway tempted to rename its folder “Skynet” or “HAL” or something, because it’s a little concerning at this point. True, it can’t blow up the earth or open the airlocks or anything like that, but it did ping the Chesterfield zone chat 4 separate times in a row with an identical message, which isn’t a good look for us. Additionally, President got a little ma...