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"The Devil Rides Upon The Waters" Is An Understatement

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Hello again everyone! Coming live from the state that has entered the fifth season of "pollening", it's Elder  McMullin ! As always, feel free to send me an inflatable pool or some Raid, and I will happily accept. But, without further ado, here we go!     This week was kinda good for work. It wasn't anything bracket busting, but considering the aerosol-straight-to-the- nostrils this week has been emotionally, I would say we did pretty well. We found 3 new people, 2 came to church, and we had 5 lessons with members participating.  However, the crown jewel of the week (and the transfer) was getting one elusive baptism- CODY!!! But more on that later.      In other news, it is spring out here in Carolina! Almost at once, the Swamp has come back alive with buzzing, squeaking, chirping, whatever sound a turtle makes, and hissing! It's fun to see some color back in the trees and fat little bore bees humming around, but it's also terrifying. Apparently the E ...

The Most Unsuccessful Rescue Mission Ever

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   Hey Howdy once again, everyone! Coming love from the first ward in the state of North Carolina, it's Elder  McMullin ! As always, feel free to send me any pop tarts or Pfizer products, and I will happily accept them! But, without further ado, here we go!     This week was kinda mid for work. We found 3 people, 4 came to church, and 3 lessons with members were had, but beyond that it wasn't stellar. The thing that ratcheted those numbers was the real miracle. You see, I am rather dumb, and I foolishly thought that if someone comes to church for six straight months and doesn't look out of place, they must be a member. Ah, silly little Elder  McMullin . It turns out we had a part-member family coming this whole time, which is both the greatest untapped resource every missionary wants, and really unfortunate we didn't tap into it earlier. But! We talked on Saturday about priesthood structure and how one acquires it, and he seemed more interested! He even bro...

Healing My Chakras Through Crystal Worship And Cake

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   Hello and happy St Patrick's Day everyone! Coming live from the home of the only Lutheran church in Northeastern North Carolina, it's Elder McMullin! As always, feel free to send me any potion making equipment or a broom, and I will happily accept. But without further ado, here we go!      This week was pretty dang good for work. We got 5 new people, 4 lessons with a member, 3 friends at sacrament, 1 new member at sacrament (dang you Krisitin for breaking the chain!!!) And 1 On Date! More on that later, though. Seeing as we managed all that plus two exchanges, interviews, zone p-day, and more eccentricity, I'd say we had a successful week! None of the 5 new people unfortunately came, which I am a little dissapointed in, but we'll keep them in our prayers and in our mass-text-shotgun chamber. Just in case.      In other news, rain! We got slapped by the fiercest rainstorm this old town has seen for a little while, as it's the tail end of the nas...

Get Me A Whip And A Will To Punch Nazis

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Hello again everybody! Coming live from the state where the word CROATOAN gained some spooky lore, it's Elder McMullin! As always, feel free to send me any preschool toys or goldfish, and I will happily enjoy them. But, without further ado, here we go!     This week was certainly something alright. Tuesday proceeded with an unpositive interaction with our recent convert, who wholeheartedly believed Eminem was coming to her child's birthday party and was telling the world in codes on Facebook. She's back out of it now, but it took several days of pounding on her door and frantically messaging Elder Griffiths for ideas to help. Then Wednesday was a tone shift to Zone Conference! I was sick as a dog that morning, but still chucked on my suit, shoes, and glorious full-windsor tie as we once again journeyed to the Northern lands. It was all pretty run-of-the-mill, except president. We're not sure if it's because the mission is out of a funk and baptizing again or if it h...

They Ran George Strait And Rick Astley Out Of Town

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Hello again, everyone! Coming live from the town where 3 streets cover the entire commercial sector, it's Elder McMullin! As always, if you would like to send me any binoculars or a book on NC law, I would happily take it. But, without further ado, here we go!    This week was real special for work. While we did get 2 new people and LMPs in spades, only one of them came to church. And it was Cody. However, after church packed a punch, as a family I had never seen before strolled in and started for us. The children were quickly swooped up by the Sunday School like large predatory birds sensing new flesh, and we snagged the family history center to talk to the mom. Turns out, she was one of our yellow dots who couldn't make it for first hour but wanted a bible study. She was throwing us mildly judgemental looks as we settled down and started with a prayer, when the whole vibe changed. After a basic supplication, she turns to us and says with unusual bluntness: "I thought you...